


The Sexy Akio from the School of Ohtori

by Reanna R. King



Category: Utena
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2001-05-17
Updated: 2001-05-17
Packaged: 2013-05-02 20:02:56
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 416
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/286431/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/25823/Reanna-R-King
Summary: A parody of "Little Old Lady from Pasadena." Go Riji- Go Riji- Go Rijichou! :D I luv this fic!





	The Sexy Akio from the School of Ohtori

"THE SEXY AKIO FROM THE SCHOOL OF OHTORI"  
by Reanna King  
based on the song "THE LITTLE OLD LADY FROM PASADENA," written and performed by the Beach Boys  
  
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
  
The sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
Has a pretty phallic tower built of several stories  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
And when he's not busy looking at stars  
Drives his sexy shiny red Akio car  
  
And all the students say that there's no one more horny  
Than the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
He drives with lust and he drives with zeal  
He's a holy terror when behind the wheel  
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
  
If you don't see him driving then he's getting his, now  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
The leather seat in the back's where the action is, now  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
He can keep his fiancee from learning the story  
If he can just keep her out of the observatory  
  
And all the students say that there's no one more horny  
Than the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
He drives real smooth and he drives real fast  
He creates quite an uproar when that guy drives past  
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
  
And all the students say that there's no one more horny  
Than the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
He drives with style and he drives with taste  
You just watch yourself, he's anything but chaste  
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
  
If he offers you a ride, don't let him succeed  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
He'll take you on a trip, you'll end up with a nosebleed  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
It'll drive down stairs, it'll drive through glass  
If you give it a chance, it'll kick some ass  
  
And all the students say that there's no one more horny  
Than the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
If you want speed, you can get your fill  
And if you want pleasure you can get a thrill  
It's the sexy Akio from the school of Ohtori  
  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
(Go Riji-, go Riji-, go Rijichou)  
(repeat and fade)  
  



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